So one time a niece of a family friend (this friend happens to be rather observant) converted to “Messianic Judaism”, and invited the friend to the conversion ceremony. Our family friend went in her mourning outfit.
I legit yelled “FUCK OFF” at one of them when I worked in NYC and they would harangue you and thrust pamphlets in your hand by the 7th train when you were already late and running in heels.
If they just admit they’re Christians and leave us out of it, that would be great
B-b-but they wear TALLITOT! And they speak (pidgin) HEBREW! And they like DREIDELS!
THEY MUST BE JEWISH!
For fuck’s sake, seriously. There is no practical distinction between Messianic Judaism and Christianity. If you believe in Jesus as your savior, then you’re a Christian. End of story.